Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort.

Ron White
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  1. I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

  2. I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

  3. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!

  4. A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

  5. There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.

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